[Daily News] A Florida traffic court judge was busted after a man told police that she used her cell phone to take pictures of him standing at a courthouse urinal, authorities said. Rhonda Hollander, 47, was arrested last week after her kooky candid camera shots inside the men’s room at the West Regional Courthouse, according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. A report of the encounter says Willie Jackson Jr. was “getting ready to urinate” when Hollander appeared at the adjoining urinal and began snapping away. She then took photos of another man entering the restroom before she bolted, ducking inside another judge’s chambers. Police were summoned and quickly located Hollander, who admitted taking the pictures. But the judge refused to surrender her cell phone, insisting “it was a public restroom and that she was not breaking any kind of laws,” the report said. Hollander then started snapping pictures of the arresting officer – and bit his finger when he pointed at her and ordered the judge to stop shooting, the report said.
“Getting ready to urinate” for some reason paints the image in my head that Willie’s willy is deployed via crank like a hose. Just gives me the feeling there’s a lot of piss prep involved. “…when Hollander appeared at the adjoining urinal” makes it sound as if Rhonda repelled down through an asbestos-ridden ceiling tile to capture the evasive purple-headed warrior on digital media. Pretty exciting story in my head. Kind of a combo between Mission Impossible and Anaconda. But that doesn’t mean this makes any sense. Listen, judge – I don’t want to judge you but you remember you’re a traffic court judge right? You know how many willing wangs you could schedule hour-long photoshoots with by simply implementing a little bit of ingenuity in your sentencings? When Paco is standing in front of you to answer whatever charges are associated with driving an overloaded landscaping truck without insurance or a license, you tell him he’s either coughing up muchos pesos or he’s lining up his 11 co-workers for a 2012 dickstravaganza calendar. No need for covert cock missions. I don’t wanna hear about how it’s ‘the thrill of the chase’ either. That shit’s overrated. Consider yourself fortunate enough to be in a dick-demanding position and enjoy swimming in your abundance of boner bitmaps. I know I would.
